There's a reason Regina George dressed up as a slutty bunny for Chris Isen's Halloween party.
It's true, even Hollywood directors dress girls like bunnies in order to make it clear just how slutty they want her to look. No disrespect to Rachel McAdams (I love her) - a good Canadian girl who loves her hockey. (Note how I didn't say hockey players). But this whole "puck bunny" thing has gotten out of control. Why would any woman want to be referred to as a "puck slut" or bunny? Doesn't mean their IQ is low. God knows their effort is there. Their taste in clothing is usually heinous - but I think it's more about their lack of self-respect. So to all of you bunnies out there, this is not only my opinion of you, I'm just the only one saying it.
Puck sluts hang around the rink with their boobs hanging out all in hopes that some guy on the team will take notice and bring them home. These girls literally spend their time dreaming about railing most members of their local hockey team. Can you say trash? They usually hang around in groups and give us girlfriends death stares as if they think they're intimidating. In our minds we're actually laughing at you because really, you don't personally know anyone on the team yet you're spending your Friday and Saturday nights at the games. Don't you have a f*cking life? Like somewhere else you could be? Us girlfriends are actually here to support our boyfriends and his team.
As long as you know you don't have a shot with a boyfriend, your existence doesn't bother me as much. But don't brag to your friends if you so happen to stumble into one of the single guy's pants on the team. You're just another war piggy that he's taken down and he uses you at the punch line of a joke to boost team morale when they're down.
Seriously though, this whole puck slut status baffles me. I remember a few years ago when puck sluts came to be. They first started out as puck bunnies, which was acceptable. Local girls in small towns trying to get some D and the most attractive alpha males you can find are on the hockey team, I can deal. But this puck slut business, you sluts breed like rabbits. Ever since Gongshow became a monopoly and more "beauties" came around, the bunnies multiplied and mutated into these disease infested creatures who act like they want it, but really don't even know what to do with it. I mean seriously, if you want to go degrade yourself in a public bathroom with a single player in order to tell your friends a slutty story, be my guest. Just don't black light yourself. And just know that us girlfriends are having great sex in the comfort of his home. Because he's not embarrassed to bring us there.
What exactly do these girls accomplish? Besides winning a contest for having the most STD's. And do they seriously not realize that the boys actually do not like them? That they're just being used for sex? So many puck sluts say how they're "the girl that all the boys love, and the one that all the girls hate." No hunny bunny, you have it wrong. All the boys do not love you, and us girls do not hate you as much as we are embarrassed for you. You don't see any professional hockey players marrying the trashy girl who f*cked every guy in the league. They marry the classy women. And no, there is no such thing as a classy puck slut.
Remember: hunnies over bunnies. No one wants to hang around the trash.
XO CHGF
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